@Indrid-Cold said in If Father Christmas was dying, which celeb would you choose to take his place?:
@Scottish That moonwalk was pretty hypnotic -- YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM SNEAKING UP IF HIS FEET DON'T ACTUALLY LEAVE THE GROUND. But the baby thing -- if you hold em lightly enough over a balcony, gradually evolution will make them resistant to gravity and they'll be able to fly.
I wouldn't write such things in a place like this... I mean gauging the conversational level of most topics here, some might believe you :yum:
